Miley got a tattoo on her lip… so obviously this will be the biggest story in pop culture news for another 5 days until “a source close to Miley reports that she allegedly Snapchatted a queef to her close circle of friends.”

We may never exactly know what it is about Miley that makes the whole world jump when she so much as bleaches an eyebrow. But what do DO know is that Miley did a topless photoshoot for MAXIM magazine, and you can check out those pics right here.