If Michael Jordan had an Instagram he would put most rappers these days to shame. From shoes, to rides, to trophies, MJ has everything needed to properly stunt on the haters. In honor of MJ turning 51 today, Complex imagined what the Instagram of his airiness would look like. Take a look.
ALL RIGHT PEOPLE, before anyone goes and gets their panties up in a tight little bunch, let me just state that: YES, I agree with the rest of humanity in saying that I, too, believe that sex offenders can be the most awful, reprehensible, violent, and amoral criminals on the planet. That being said, keep in mind: one can be registered as a sex offender for crimes including: flashing your boobs in public, peeing in public, having consensual sex with a teenager (even if you were also underage at the time), or even taking naked selfies (source: businessinsider). My guess is that you just now realized that you, too, could be a registered sex offender. I’ll admit it. I could be one. I flashed my manboobs in public like 3 weeks ago. source: wildammo
The Sochi Olympics officially start tomorrow, but the city is far from ready to host the games. Journalists are blowing up #SochiProblems on Twitter, documenting the terrible living conditions that they and the athletes will have to put up with throughout their stay. Most of the reports are pretty funny, but you still have to feel kind of bad for these guys.
40oz Van is probably best known as the mastermind behind the 40oz NYC clothing line. But his greatest accomplishment, at least in my opinion, might be his Tumblr. It’s in the running for the best Tumblr of all time. His page is filled with some of the best user submitted booty pics around. Take a look at some of our favorite below.
Super Bowl XLVIII was a blow out. The Seahawks controlled the game from the first snap and went on to win 43-8. The game itself was pretty boring but the memes it inspired made up for it. Here are 20 of best we could find. God bless the internet.
Nature is not always the most nurturing mother figure. Sometimes, she’ll kick a creature out the nest resting awkwardly on the branches of the ugly tree, and other times she’ll straight up beat their ass down with an ugly stick, and throw them in the bottom of the ocean. It is in these ocean depths that we find these ugly ass gems.