Kim Kardashian’s Ass Causes Horrifying Tsunami-like Tidal Waves

Los Angeles, California: News outlets from across the world are reporting of severe devastation caused by a series of tidal waves.


Apple to Buy Beats Electronics for $3.2 Billion

In case you haven’t heard the news, tech giant, Apple, is in the process of buying Beats Electronics for a whopping $3.2 billion.  Great news for Dr. Dre, bad news for Dr. Dre fans.  As if it hasn’t taken the music legend long enough to put out his Detox album, he’ll have even less of a reason to finish it now.  It’ll be interesting to see what Apple’s plans are for the audio company.  With rumors of an iWatch, and a bigger screened iPhone on the way, Apple is looking to make some serious moves over the next couple years.

Floyd Mayweather’s Car Collection is Pretty Impressive

Floyd Mayweather’s car collection is rivaled by few. His fleet of all-white of super luxurious rides consists of Lamborghini’s, Ferrari’s, Bentley’s, Rolls Royce’s, and a Bugatti. Basically any car you’ve ever dreamed of owning. After winning around $32 Million dollars for his fight with Marcos Maidana over the weekend, it’s a safe bet to assume that his collection will only get bigger. 

Drake Gives Away OVO Lint Rollers at Game 5 of the Toronto Raptors Series

This is pretty hilarious.  If you happened to watch the Toronto Raptors game about a week ago, you witnessed Drake going to town on his pants with a lint roller right on the sideline.  During game 5 of the Raptors most recent series, Drake, OVO, and the Raptors gave away 1200 lint rollers.  There’s one on eBay right now.  Watch the original vid below:


Call of Duty to be Added to X-Games

Stoned video game players across the nation are rejoicing after this news I’m sure.  X-Games and ESPN have decided to add MLG (Major League Gaming) to the line-up of X-Games events .  Using Call of Duty: Ghosts, there will be 8 teams going against each other with double elimination set-up in place.  Four of the teams then move onto single elimination, with the final 3 teams receiving medals just like all other X-Games athletes.  You got what it takes?  


President Obama Plays Soccer with ASIMO Robot

Obama was recently in Japan, and got to play a little soccer with the robot named ASIMO.  I love how he treats it as if it were a little kid.  I don’t know if this is scary or awesome, but either way it’s a pretty cool video.

See How Quickly Tech Giants Build Wealth

Well, this is pretty crazy.  In the six minutes that I’ve let this website that shows how much tech giants make per second, Apple has made almost $2 million in revenue and $420,000 in profit.  It’s also crazy to see that Twitter isn’t making any money?  What’s up with that?

Four Seasons Private Jet Tour Goes Around the World for $119,000

Talk about the trip of a lifetime.  The 24 day journey will take you around the world to 9 different Four Seasons Hotel locations on this sweet private jet.  The next trip that leaves on February 15th of 2015 is almost booked up, so head here to book your spot.  Hope you got deep pockets, the whole thing will set you back $119,000.

#myNYPD Hashtag Campaign Backfires on the NYPD

Yesterday was a bad day for the NYPD Twitter account. They asked their followers to tweet pictures of themselves with officers along with the #myNYPD hashtag. This harmless attempt to reach out to the people they serve quickly backfired. Twitter used the opportunity to share unflattering images of police officers, mostly in the form of police brutality. This is not a good look for the NYPD, which didn’t have the best reputation to begin with. Someone from their PR team definitely got fired. Check out some examples below and search for #myNYPD hashtag on Twitter for more examples.


How One Dude Hacked Tinder To Get Over 2000 Matches

Blake Jamieson is a 29 year old that — like many others — uses Tinder to meet people.  He quickly found that Tinder is a lot more fun when he had hundreds of chicks blowin’ up his inbox.  So how’d he do it?  

Joe Biden & Barack Obama Selfie is Instagram Gold

You shouldn’t even try to take selfies anymore after Joe Biden just killed the game with this selfie he posted to his Instagram account.  The selfie-craze has officially hit an all-time high after Ellen broke the Twitter retweet record with her selfie at the Oscars. Also, how boss is Biden’s Instagram username?  Follow him: @vp.  


The Most Insane Truck Ever Built

Bran Ferren is the brains behind this project, and 4 years were put into making this incredibly bad ass recreational station of a vehicle.  The main thing in mind when it came to this exploration vehicle:  his 4-year-old daughter.  They are planning to taking this on some excursions together in California, the Mojave Desert, and possibly Canada & Europe.  He has invested millions into this thing, and when it’s put to use later this year, he thinks it will be the elaborate all-terrain vehicle ever built.  Check out the full article over on Wired.

Smart Car Tipping in San Francisco is Way Better than Cow Tipping

Even though I’ve wanted to buy a Smart Car for months now, this is hilarious to me.  Apparently, a group of people who either love vandalism or just hate Smart Cars went on a tipping spree yesterday morning.  Four different cars were tipped over in a span of two different neighborhoods.  Think twice before buying a Smart Car.

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