Guy Started a Kickstarter Just to Destroy Wu-Tang Clan’s New Album

This guy really, really hates what Wu-Tang Clan is trying to do with their newest album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin.  He has started a Kickstarter, and wants to raise $6,000,000 to use as a bid in the upcoming auction for the album.  If everything goes his way, his plan is to have a destruction ceremony that will broadcast over the Internet.  It will be scripted, filmed, and they made available for download.  This dude is not playing around.  If you’re also interested in destroying the album, head here to donate to his Kickstarter.

Black Bear Relaxes in Hammock Because Animals Need Power Naps too

There was a recent sighting of a black bear down in Florida doing some relaxing in a hammock, and well the photo is pretty hilarious.  Apparently, he sat there just soaking it all in for a good 20 minutes.  Life lesson: “be like the bear.”  Meaning only rest when needed, and otherwise be a complete bad ass who will eat your face if forced to.  Anyways, hopefully this makes for some light Saturday comedy for you to get a couple laughs from.

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Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Buys LA Clippers For $2 Billion

It looks like Donald Sterling’s time as an NBA owner has officially come to an end. Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer (aka Steve Baller) won the Los Angeles Clippers bidding war with a record breaking bid of $2 billion.

Fake Watch Busta Calls out Celebrities & Athletes that Rock Fake Jewelry

So, there’s this Instagram account that was recently started, known as Fake Watch Busta.  Basically, he calls out a range of different rappers, personalities, athletes, and so on, about rocking fake watches.  Want to know who’s faking the funk?  Follow him on Instagram here.

Kickstarter to Bring Back “Reading Rainbow” Raises $1 Million in 24 Hours

That’s right folks, LeVar Burton is on a mission to bring back “Reading Rainbow.”  They set-up a Kickstarter, and they hit their goal of $1,000,000 in the first 24 hours.  They’re already quite a bit above that now, and still have 33 days to go.  Interested in learning more, or donating, you can go here.  $3500 will get you a private dinner with LeVar.  Now that would be dope.

Read The Letter Dan Bilzerian’s Lawyer Wrote To The Porn Star He Threw Off A Roof

A couple weeks ago, millionaire playboy Dan Bilzerian made headlines by throwing a naked porn star off a roof and into a pool (watch the video here). The toss didn’t go as planned and the poor girl broke her foot after clipping the pool on the way down. The injured porn star, Janice Griffith, has since threatened to sue Bilzerian. Dan wasn’t having it though. He had his lawyer respond to the threats in typical rich dude not giving a fuck form. Read the letter he sent to Griffith below.

Here’s A Preview of the New Batmobile From “Batman vs. Superman”

Director Zack Snyder has been tweeting out pictures from the set of Batman Vs. Superman over the past few days. His photos reveal both the new Batmobile as well as the new bat suit – both of which look very different from what we saw in Christopher Nolan’s films. The bat mobile looks to be thinner than the Tumbler and Ben Affleck looks to be much more ripped than Christian Bale. Hopefully Snyder will continue to release pictures from the set of the new movie. 

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The Funniest Jay Z vs. Solange Fight Memes

In case you haven’t heard, footage of Solange Knowles (Beyonce’s sister) attacking Jay Z in an elevator after the Met Gala surfaced yesterday. The video quickly went viral and Twitter turned #WhatJayZSaidToSolange into the number 1 trending topic. The internet did what it does best and turned the fiasco into a series of memes. Here are the funniest we could find. 

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Kim Kardashian’s Ass Causes Horrifying Tsunami-like Tidal Waves

Los Angeles, California: News outlets from across the world are reporting of severe devastation caused by a series of tidal waves.

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Apple to Buy Beats Electronics for $3.2 Billion

In case you haven’t heard the news, tech giant, Apple, is in the process of buying Beats Electronics for a whopping $3.2 billion.  Great news for Dr. Dre, bad news for Dr. Dre fans.  As if it hasn’t taken the music legend long enough to put out his Detox album, he’ll have even less of a reason to finish it now.  It’ll be interesting to see what Apple’s plans are for the audio company.  With rumors of an iWatch, and a bigger screened iPhone on the way, Apple is looking to make some serious moves over the next couple years.

Floyd Mayweather’s Car Collection is Pretty Impressive

Floyd Mayweather’s car collection is rivaled by few. His fleet of all-white of super luxurious rides consists of Lamborghini’s, Ferrari’s, Bentley’s, Rolls Royce’s, and a Bugatti. Basically any car you’ve ever dreamed of owning. After winning around $32 Million dollars for his fight with Marcos Maidana over the weekend, it’s a safe bet to assume that his collection will only get bigger. 

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