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Real Life Krusty Krab Restaurant is Currently Under Construction
Groom Has His 8 Groomsmen Wear LeBron James Jerseys for Epic Wedding Picture
The New York Times Openly Calls For the Legalization of Marijuana
You Can Now Get A Ride From Optimus Prime Thanks To Uber
Car service app UBER has teamed up with the Transformers franchise to turn your childhood dream into a reality. In the days leading up to June 27th premier of the new Transformers movie, UBER will allow users to be picked up by a customized Western Star semi-truck that has been painted to look like Optimus Prime. To get ride from the transformer just select the “AUTOBOTS” option on the mobile app. Users will be treated to a 15-minute ride in the Transformer. Unfortunately not all of us will have a chance to use the service. It will only be available in select cities including Dallas on June 16, Phoenix on June 19 and Los Angeles on June 21.
This Is The World’s First Photoshopped Image: “Jennifer in Paradise”
Photoshop changed the internet as we know it.
Germany Does World Cup Right: 750 Couches Inside Stadium with 700″ TV
So, Berlin is incredibly excited about the World Cup, and why shouldn’t they be? IT’S THE WORLD CUP! They turned the Stadion An der Alten Forsterei into a giant living room, filling it with 750+ couches, and an enormous 700″ TV with the fine details of cheesy wallpaper. America, we got anything like this going on?
President Obama Declares Proper Pronunciation of the word ‘GIF’
About a year ago, the Internet split into 2 rival groups: those who thought the word ‘GIF’ should be pronounced with a hard G (gun, giggity, goodie goodie gum drops, girl, etc.)…
Spider-Man Statue Removed From Playground Because of Huge Boner
You read that headline correctly. Indeed, a giant sculpture of Spider-Man (with a giant boner) once hung above a shopping center’s children’s play area in South Korea.
This Voluptuous Broad is The Leader of a Mexican Cartel’s Assassination Squad
Like something straight out of a Kill Bill movie, this Bad Bitch Contest 1st place winner, Claudia Ochoa Felix, is the 27 year-old leader of the infamous “Los Antrax” kill squad. Los Antrax is the mean muscle behind the Mexican Sinaloa drug cartel — used for security, as well as, to carry out hits and revenge attacks. Apparently Felix is the lover of former hit squad leader, Jose Rodrigo Arechiga Gamboa, who is now in prison. Felix is believed to have taken over his authoritative duties since his incarceration in January of this year. She has 3 children, one seen below covered in money. And although she is allegedly tied to — and responsible for — the deaths of many, the media won’t ever really cast her in a bad light because, well, she’s pretty attractive… Here is a link to her Twitter. Stay safe. Don’t do drugs. source: dailymail
Guy Started a Kickstarter Just to Destroy Wu-Tang Clan’s New Album
This guy really, really hates what Wu-Tang Clan is trying to do with their newest album, Once Upon a Time in Shaolin. He has started a Kickstarter, and wants to raise $6,000,000 to use as a bid in the upcoming auction for the album. If everything goes his way, his plan is to have a destruction ceremony that will broadcast over the Internet. It will be scripted, filmed, and they made available for download. This dude is not playing around. If you’re also interested in destroying the album, head here to donate to his Kickstarter.
Black Bear Relaxes in Hammock Because Animals Need Power Naps too
There was a recent sighting of a black bear down in Florida doing some relaxing in a hammock, and well the photo is pretty hilarious. Apparently, he sat there just soaking it all in for a good 20 minutes. Life lesson: “be like the bear.” Meaning only rest when needed, and otherwise be a complete bad ass who will eat your face if forced to. Anyways, hopefully this makes for some light Saturday comedy for you to get a couple laughs from.
