Boom Bitch! – We Got An iPad

Hey guess what I’m doin right now.  If you said “You’re blogging in your pajamas on your parents’ couch,” you’re only half right.  I’m actually blogging from my mother effin brand effin new shiny iPad in my pajamas on my parents’ couch.  And, it’s official: the first 22 years of my life will now be known as the “Pre iPad… More »

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Sexts from Tiger Woods to Pornstar Joslyn James

So awesome.  Read the whole thing. Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009: You are my fucking whore Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009: Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own  More »

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10 Artists To Watch Out For In 2010 – Part 2

I hope everyone enjoyed the first part of this series, and especially hope you enjoyed any of the music you may have listened to or downloaded.  Now it’s time to wrap this up, and give the people what they want…  Part 2.  Once again, no rankings are More »

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Featured Dimepiece – Rosie Jones

Well everyone, I’m officially in love.  I feel like Borat when he set out on a mission to marry Pamela Anderson.  I will stop at nothing, for Rosie Jones, my sweet, is destined to be my trophy wife.  I will spoil her and make her tea; give her foot massages and buy her diamonds.  She will mother my children and… More »

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Introducing: SURFBANG.com

Do you like the ocean?  Are you a surfer?  Do you wish you were a surfer?  Do you enjoy looking at pictures of wet and beautiful women in bikinis?  Do you like winning free shit?  If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you are going to love SURFBANG.com.  From the creators of Sneakhype.com comes the world’s… More »

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Poor Dude Dies in Luge Accident (WARNING: Graphic Imagery and Video)

Nodar Kumaritashvili, a Georgian luge slider competing at the Vancouver Olympics, died today after traveling at speeds of greater than 90 miles per hour on what some are claiming to be the fastest luge track ever created.  He was 21 years old.  Graphic imagery to follow the click.  Damn he was goin so freakin fast; they need to get rid… More »

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FLüD Watches Giveaway

SNEAKHYPE hooked up with FLüD and we’re giving away 3 watches.  Each watch is valued at 85 bucks, but you could get one for $Free.99.  Why are we doing this?  Because we’re the shit.  You’re welcome.  Here’s how to win: More »

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iPad – A Sneakhype Perspective

It’s been almost a week since Steve Jobs’ announcement of the iPad… and I just now quit jerkin off.  I’ve heard haters say things like, “It’s too expensive.”  or “What would I do with that that I can’t already do?”  Well, for one, hater, you could ball the F out.  Somebody said to me, he said, “I would only pay… More »

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Kush Support – A Natural Rest for the Breast

Apparently, well endowed women don’t like it when gravity pulls down on the upper teet when sleeping on one’s side.  Fear no more — introducing “KUSH”… the ergonomically designed tittie pillow.  You know what else would work PERFECTLY for this purpose??  My erect dong.  …just saying.  Watch the commercial: More »

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10 Artists To Watch Out For In 2010 – Part 1

Music has been, and always will be one of my biggest passions, period.  My love for it is unmeasurable, and I love sharing new stuff that I find or come across with anyone and everyone.  In light of those things, I felt that I needed to showcase a group of artists to you guys that I believe are on the rise, and that… More »

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