Today seems like a lovely day for some Sneaker Porn. Good thing about this kind of porn, it’s about 98% safe for work. Enjoy.
2 options. You can only choose 1. Option A: You can have sex with any person in the world of your choice with no repercussions — for just one night only, ever. Option B: You can summon from the Olive Garden gods, a hot buttered and seasoned fresh warm soft delicious breadstick at anytime, anywhere, for the rest of your days. You cannot share the breadsticks with anyone else. …Which do you pick?
I can’t believe we’re already half-way through the month of April. Oh well, at least it means we’re closer to summer.
Dopeness. Don’t leave home without it.
And then He said, “Let there be Dopeness!”
Chicas, Food and Drink, Random
As a human, you’re always either one of two things. Horny or hungry. But sometimes… you’re both. In which case, you’re Horngry.
You know that song Friday by Rebecca Black? The really good one? I’m thinking about making my own version dedicated to hump day. I’m looking for upcoming rappers to do a guest verse for me.
Did you know that the capital of Djibouti is… Djibouti? Now for some booty.
Mother Nature was the original Dopeness.
A blue mosquito and 35 other things you don’t see every day.
It’s a new week. Go get yourself some new kicks to match.
I can’t even really imagine a day without Dopeness.