Happy Meals for Grown Ups

As a kid, few things made me happier than a Happy Meal. Unfortunately, as an adult it’s socially unacceptable for me to order these fantastic fast food creations. But that doesn’t mean I don’t want to. Maybe McDonald’s should take cues from artist Newt Clement. He designed these Happy Meals with grown ups in mind. Check them all out below.

Tuesday Dopeness (32 pics)

Make no mistake… Tuesday Dopeness is always great.  But it’s just that much greater when you’re coming off a Week 1 win in Fantasy Football.  Praise the Fantasy gods. 

Monday Dopeness (38 pics)

If you’re new here… well you may be surprised, that we actually deliver this here Dopeness… daily.  That’s right.  On the muhfuggin regular, son.  Merry Christmas and oh my goodness you’re welcome.  Do yourself a favor and make Sneakhype your browser’s homepage.  

Infinitely Looping GIFs by James Curran

You could watch these GIFs forever and ever and ever and ever….

How Not To Take Selfies

Some “comedians” still think it’s a good idea to go to parts of town that aren’t so friendly, or pick on badasses to conduct “pranks” and “social experiments”, and wonder why they get their ass kicked.  In this post we will examine how NOT to take selfies. I have say it is pretty amusing, and the great thing about watching this beat-down is that (at Free.99) it costs less than buying the next Mayweather fight on Pay-Per-View.

TGIF Dopeness

The best part of Labor Day weekend..?  There’s only 4 days in the following week.  Let me be the first to welcome you to the weekend my friend.


7 Reasons We’re Pumped for the NFL Season

NFL regular season finally kicks off tonight with the Packers vs. the Seahawks, and we couldn’t be more excited.  Here’s 7 reasons why we’re pumped for the NFL season…

Do you have “Tinder Problems” like these? (21 Pics)

“Every Tinder problem is a gift – without Tinder problems we would not grow.” – Anthony Robbins


Thigh Gap Thursday (20 Gaps)

Reasons why Thursday is the best day of the week: Thigh Gap Thursday, Thursday Dopeness, AND Thursday Night Football. 

22 GIFs of Animals Doing Their Thang

Animals are just plain awesome. Here are 22 gifs of some animal DDDDDOPENESS.

Thursday Dopeness (37 Pics)

“You know what this Dopeness needs? More booty.” – Me when I was putting together this Dopeness gallery. 

Hump Day Dopeness – Part II (41 Pics)

Ah, snap.  It’s some more Dopeness for you.


Hump Day Dopeness – Part I (31 pics)

As I once did in the good ol’ days, I decided to sprinkle in just a pinch of regular Dopeness to go with the main course entree of lovely lady lumps.

Why can’t white people high five correctly?

As a white man, I also suffer from Failed High Five Syndrome (or FHS).

Strawberry Lime Blue Gatorade Vagina Pumpkin

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