I wonder how much I could sell this intro line to the Dopeness for? People read this shiat. Check it out, here’s an example: “This Dopeness gallery is best enjoyed while simultaneously enjoying a Snickers bar.” …that one’s free Snickers, that’s on the house. Next one though, you gotta pony up the dough. (I’ll settle for a lifetime supply of Snickers.)
Why couldn’t the bike stand up on its own? Because it was two tired. …whack ass jokes and more on the daily.