Never have I wanted to be a dog so much in my life. 

My Kind of Circus

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.  Check out our lovely ladies perform their routine on the booby bike!  …sorry to blue ball ya, it’s just the one picture.  But it’s a good one, yeah? 


Primitive X Justene Jaro X Nike Air Max 90 Infrared

Hot Chicks. Dope Kicks. Check out some more Pics.

Lindsay Lohan Covers Complex’s August Issue

Say what you want about Lindsay Lohan but in my opinion she is still one bad bitch. Its a shame she’s going to jail soon. It looks like KAWS added his touch to the photoshoot as well. Take a look at some more pictures after the jump.


Megan Daniels for T.I.T.S.

Two In the Shirt (TITS) is renowned for screen-printing only the baddest of biatches on their tees.  Even more enjoyable to look at than their apparel is this photoshoot of Megan Daniels.  Schwang! 


Sexiest Woman in the World? …meh

FHM has crowned Marisa Miller (age 31) as the sexiest woman in the world.  Sneakhype says: false.  I’m not sayin she’s not hot, but come on… sexiest woman in the world?  Who is paying who for that title?  Or should I say… who is blowing whom?  Here are 7 reasons why she’s easily not the hottest chick on the planet: Kinda old. Her ass just ain’t doin it for me. She’s frikkin married. Kinda scary lookin face. She’s not a bad bitch. This chick. Shit yeah she looks good in the SI swimsuit issue, but holy photoshop… I feel like I’m looking at a totally different person than her other photos.  Hell, they could airbrush some massive tits on me, raise my jaw line, take off my leg hair, shrink my nose, and give me a wig… and I bet half you dudes would think twice.  Yeah I said it.  Photoshop CS5 is a fucking powerful tool, bra. But that’s just me.  Decide for yourself:

Katy Perry Goes Topless For The Cover Of UK Esquire

Lord have mercy. Katy Perry is one fine chica. Take a closer look after a jump.


Catch World Cup Fever With Rosa Acosta, Tammy Torres, Jennifer Ackerman & Yvette Lopez

This is awesome. Check out some more pictures and a video after the jump.

Dime Piece – Joana Krupa

I came across this dime piece, Joana Krupa, while i was checking out SURFBANG.com and decided I had to share it with SNEAKHYPE’s followers. Enjoy.


Sex in Advertising

This is a post about creative ways to use sex appeal in branding strategies…  But it’s really just an excuse for us to put up a bunch of pics of half naked chicks.  Enjoy. 

Arianny Celeste

Meet Arianny. More pictures after the jump.

Anri Sugihara – Smokin’ Hot Japanese Chick

Anri Sugihara is a straight dime piece. Check out these measurements, 35G-22-32. She probably has the biggest tits in Japan…at least that’s my guess. Check out a bunch more pictures after the jump.


Nipple Enhancers

You have got to be f–king kidding me.  Hey everyone, let me introduce you to nipple enhancers by Body Perks.  What they do is — they make you look like you have to hardest nipples on the block.  Ladies, let me tell you… there is nothing more that a guy wants than to take a girl home and uncover some rubbery nipple enhancers on your tits.  (This might actually be true if they were made of chocolate.)  The manufacturer says, “The natural look is back. Nipples are in. From your favourite magazines, to stars gracing the red carpet, women are showing off their breasts with pride. Body Perks nipple enhancers are the latest fashion accessory for your breasts.”  


Married To The Mob Summer Collection Featuring Faye Reagan

Married To The Mob finally revealed their new summer collection featuring adult film superstar Faye Reagan. The new collection looks dope as usual. Look for the new styles at Married To The Mob retailers now. Take a closer look after the jump.

Strawberry Lime Blue Gatorade Vagina Pumpkin

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