You can go anywhere for a cup of coffee. But all coffee isn’t created equal. Some coffee tastes like ass. You want the good stuff. The premium beans.
SPOILER ALERT: You WILL believe these 30 pics of Tuesday’s Tittaes. I just figured I’d put some bullshit sensational title that included “You won’t believe…”. It was between that or “Try not to get a raging boner after viewing these 30 epic pictures of insane cleavage.”
Earlier today, I suggested strapping an iPad to your face to block out the haters. An alternative to that is to just put boobs in your face.
Boner should set in right at 39 seconds. 1 minute 28 seconds in: boner turns to frightened sobbing and sadness.
Good lawd. It’s like christmas in September. Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea didn’t leave anything to the imagination in their new video for “Booty”. Take a look above.