Praise the Internet gods for this little dandy that we have here my friends. Some girl has aTumblr titled “Stuff In My Tatas”. Her bio offers a great summary of her mission:
Im just a 21 year old female who likes to put things in my cleavage for a laugh. Questions are accepted, I also take requests… Please enjoy my breasts!
So to frame this up… let me first show youthe breasts she’ll hope you enjoy.
Some decent boobs ya got there, sister. Nowlet’s see what the Internet has requested to see in that there cleavage:
LEGO? Why not…
Candy bar. Boom!
Strawberrita? Too easy…
PokÃ©ball. That’s a given.
All right. How about a frikkin’ hammer then?
Give the woman a challenge already. I’m talkin’ McDonald’s Happy Meal toy.
ALL RIGHT. Enough playin’ around. Something that looks like a dried piece of poo wrapped in plastic. GO!
OK just one more poo-lookin’ oneI promise. Some sort of chocolate sauce?
Pizza Hut crushed red pepper shaker followed by a laptop charger.
A slew of personal hygiene items…
And… of course… the bachelorette party penis straw.
I’m not even scratching the surface here people. She’s got action figures for days on her Tumblr. But first, let her take a selfie.