God I hate working weekends. Everyone is out enjoying the weather, and here I am… stuck in front of my computer… lookin at pictures of boobs all morning. Can I guy get a damn break? Gotta do what ya gotta do to put food on the table and pay the bills, yanno? I learned this work ethic from my grandfather. He said to me, he said, “when all others tire out, you will carry on. You will find the strength inside yourself to provide for your family. You will find the greatest sideboob on the Internet each and every week. And you will carry on the family name in doing so.”
Now for some celebrity sideboob. Starting off with (who else?) Ms. Miley Cyrus.
Jessica Biel… what are you doing in the sink? That is a sink, you don’t belong in there.
Britney Spears… sup girl.
And a good day to you, Miss Hillary Duff.
And that right there, is how Sneakhype does Saturdays.