Tailgates, fantasy football draft day, the week leading up to fantasy football draft day, 10:30 a.m. meetings, The Price is Right drinking game,1 a need to redeem last night’s loss and demand a rematch in US vs Nam-pong,2 brunch — these are all reasons why the Sneakhype Bro craves a morning drink. There are several variations on this classic, but the general guidelines are as follows: – Drink everytime someone is wearing a custom price is right shirt. – Drink everytime someone hugs/kisses Drew Carey (1/2 for a hug, 1 for a kiss) – Drink everytime everyone overbids – Drink everytime someone bids a dollar – Drink the whole time someone is coming down the aisle to the contestants row – Drink everytime someone bids one dollar over the person behind them. – Drink everytime the showcase is a dining room set or other crappy prize. – Drink everytime the person is visibly dissappointed with their crappy showcase. – Drink everytime someone doesn’t spin the big wheel all the way around. – If plinko is one of the games, finish the drink you have. – Drink the whole time a plinko chip is in play – Drink every time a contestant is… More →
Sneakhype recently received an invite from the fine folks at DirecTV1 for a video sit-down with Fantasy Football Superstar, and general life superstar (more on that to come), Maurice Jones Drew and up and coming Philadelphia Eagles tight end Brent Celek. Seriously, big ups. And this is the time to say it: Sunday Ticket is a must for any football fan dislocated from their team. Sure, you could go to a bar with the ticket and ride up an at minimum $30 food/drink tab every Sunday (a.k.a. $120 a month). OR, you could rock the ticket and watch games from the convenience of anywhere (via your phone, ipad, computer, or home TV), all in HD and with updates of your individual fantasy players. [↩]
The Sneakhype Bro, with his affinity for highlighter green and curious affection for spark-plug Leandro Barbosa in NBA2K, has always been into Brazil generally and the Brazilian broad specifically (and let’s be real, the Brazilian broad has always been into the Sneakhype Bro).