Hello. My name is Eric and I co-founded SNEAKHYPE. Below is a stream of all my posts.
On December 20th, 2013, I curated the best Food Porn gallery of all time. I have since been working long nights in an attempt to top my masterpiece. I may have come up short… but if you aim for the stars, even if you miss, you still land on the moon.
Earlier today, I suggested strapping an iPad to your face to block out the haters. An alternative to that is to just put boobs in your face.
Boner should set in right at 39 seconds. 1 minute 28 seconds in: boner turns to frightened sobbing and sadness.