Book of Dopeness: Chapter 3, Verse 11: “And on the 3rd day, the Creators of Sneakhype deemed this day a day of Butts. And it was thus known as Hump Day Dopeness.”
WARNING: Use Dopeness only as directed.
Sneakhype Sneaker Porn: nice kicks and fly chicks.
Letter from the editor: You’re cool and I appreciate you checkin’ out the Dopeness. The end.
There’s actually plenty of time… it’s Saturday. And you know what… Nevermind what day it is. You should always be able to pencil in a few minutes for some quality sideboob.
In honor of our KC Royals playing in Game 1 of the American League Championship Series today, let’s have a look at the Royals’ most beloved player and member of the National Baseball Hall of Fame: George Brett — and his amazing story about shitting himself.