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$15,000 Gold Plated Skateboard from SHUT

When do you know you’ve made it?  When you can buy a $15,000 gold plated skateboard and not think twice about it.  SHUT just released this oh-so-shiny skateboard, and believe it or not, it’s fully functional.  Check it out here.

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New Releases from Fortune Cookie Clothing Ft. Jess Partida & Carly Fridell

Fortune Cookie Clothing Co. is back at it with dope products and some sultry photos for enhanced viewing pleasure.  

Save a Cow, Grab a Dynomighty Wallet

Scenario: You’re macking on a girl and it’s going well. Conversation is flowing, you offer to not only take her out to dinner, but to pay for her drink. Before the bill comes, she informs you that she’s a vehement supporter of animal rights, and that the dinner you just offered will have to be vegan friendly.

Get Your Outer Space On with These Planetary Plates ($37)

I imagine that every plate Bill Nye owns is from this set.  These planetary plates come in a set of 8 for just $36.99.  Each plate represents a planet in our solar system.  Pretty awesome.  Order here.

Get Your Sweat on in Emoji-Themed Headbands #MOJIBANDS

If slippers with emojis on them weren’t enough, we have this treat here for you today.  Self-proclaimed “next level headwear” brand #MOJIBANDS has a number a different headbands available for sale that sport some of the popular emoji symbols.  Each headband is available in a range of colors, you can grab one here for $15.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Necklace Collection

Three Bricks Clothing just released this action figure necklace collection featuring original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figures from 1988.  They use the action figures as pendants & put them on a 31″ matte black bead chain.  Head here to check them out.

Oakley & Shaun White Introduce New Enduro Sunglasses

Oakley has introduced a new model in the Shaun White signature series, the Enduro.  The Enduro features a very lightweight frame, and detailed stem design.  Look for these to hit retailers on April 1st in a number of different colors.

Get Your MacGyver On with Action Hero Toolkit ($10)

The possibilities are endless with this action hero toolkit.  The kit includes things like shoelaces for makeshift handcuffs, bobby pin for picking locks, duct tape which you can use for just about everything, and much more.  Grab one here.

LEGO Announces New Simpsons Minifigures

LEGO has announced that they have a set of 16 Simpsons minifigures that will be releasing in May.  They’ll be available for $4 a piece.

Stampd 18K Gold East Coast Dice Set ($600)

If 3-dice cee-lo is your game, then you need this dice set from Stampd.  The East Coast Dice Set features 3 18K gold-plated, brass-filled dice.  Head here to buy them for yourself.

2014 Aston Martin Vanquish Volante

There’s plenty of cars out there to make you feel like James Bond, but I don’t think any of them can imitate that feeling more than a Aston Martin.  I don’t know that the green on this 2014 Vanquish Volante is very James Bond-ish, but the car itself is a beast.  It has a 6.0L V12 that pumps out 565hp, which will get you from 0 to 60 in just 4.1 seconds.

“Too Cool To Do Drugs” Pencils ($5)

I believe we’ve featured these in a Dopeness gallery in the past.  Be the coolest kid in your class with these “Too Cool To Do Drugs” pencils.  You can get a 5-pack for $5 or a 10-pack for $9.  Grab ‘em here.

The HotTug – Part Hot Tub, Part Boat

Forget a yacht. If you’re really balling you get a HotTug. This genius inventions combines the comforts of a hot tub with the mobility of a tug boat. The boat is powered by an electric motor while the water is heated with a wood fire. If you got an extra $20,000 burning a hole in your pocket you can purchase one right here. 

lëkki Takes You Back to the Basics with Indestructible Nokia 3310

Tired of always being attached to your smartphone?  Tired of always breaking your smartphone?  lëkki might just have exactly what you need.  The company has remastered the iconic Nokia 3310 for you to start using.  Each one has been refurbished & repainted in technicolor fashion.  $112 and you can have one of the most trusty cell phones of all-time.  Head over to their online shop now.

Strawberry Lime Blue Gatorade Vagina Pumpkin

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