Finger Condoms for the iPhone

Posted on October 17th, 2009 by EG

If I saw someone using these, I think I would owe it to iPhone users everywhere to drop kick their phone and uppercut Rubberfingers in the throat.  On the bright side, if you have a real tiny penis — voila!  The search is over!  (hint hint, tsech, hint hint.)  Ahaha… man I’m gonna get my ass beat for that one.  These sexy mini rubbers come in 4 flavors: gay, supergay, ultrafuckingay, and Nugzie Peterman gay (inside joke… indeed, yet another I’ll get my ass beat for.)  Actually though, they do come in four colors, and you can (with much regret) order them here. 

Source: likecool.com

Comments 4

Abc October 19th, 2009 at 10:52 am

This is the worst piece of writing ive seen in a while. Seems like EG might be a little self conscious about his tiny dick. Little tip, don’t post inside jokes on a blog or whatever this crap writing is classified as. Usually love the website, very disappointing.

EG October 19th, 2009 at 11:55 am

when you say: “Little tip”… are you referring to the size of the head of your penis? baahahaha

ALL HAIL SNEAKHYPE!

chronnoisseur October 19th, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Abc, number one EG’s dick is huge requiring at least two to two and a half i phone finger rubbers. I mean its pretty obvious you only posted a comment because you realized you were in the ultrafuckingay to Nugzie Peterman gay category, hence making it necessary for you to write about dick

Nugzie Peterman October 19th, 2009 at 11:34 pm

What? Did ABC’ees the cock all day just replace me as the highest level of gay? Yea that just happened.

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