July 2012 SNEAKHYPE
Say whatever you want about New Balance, but they have some of the cleanest collaborations I have ever laid eyes on. This isn’t the first go-round between CNCPTS & New Balance, and I hope it’s not the last. These are dropping on August 4th, this Saturday, but they’ll only be available at CNCPTS.
Eric Haze recently did an extremely dope installation at 21 Mercer. The project focuses on this year’s Olympic games. 21 Mercer is always killing the game as far as the display game goes.
TNGHT is a collaborative group that includes producers Hudson Mohawke x Lunice. They recently just dropped the TNGHT EP, and this track appears on there. This clip for the track is pretty dope. It was shot, directed, and edited by Dominic Flannigan & Peter Marsden. Let us know what you think.
Who would’ve ever thought that we would live in a world where you can carry around a revolver small enough to fit on your keychain? This is the world’s tiniest working revolver. Yes, that’s right folks, it actually shoots legitimate bullets. Price is going to set you back about $7000. That seems a little high to me considering the biggest thing you could probably kill with this is a tarantula.
If you bought 2K12 I feel bad for you son, because only odd years of 2K are worth purchasing. I was going to try & come up with some awesome rhyme there, I’m a little too exhausted for that. Anyways, if you haven’t heard, Mr. Jay-Z is going to be executive producing NBA 2k13. This game is going to be sick.
I can’t tell if this frog is real or not. But one thing I do know for sure… is that Hump Day is going to be epic tomorrow. See, as I go through thousands of pictures every day, I come across a wide variety of Dopeness. Some is appropriate for the next day, some for Hump Day, some for Sideboob Saturday, etc. I even have random galleries of “beach” dopeness and “420” dopeness just waiting for the right time to unleash them into cyberspace. So usually, come Tuesday, I’ve got a half a Hump Day Dopeness gallery ready. And on this Tuesday, Hump Day is already lookin’ quite solid my friends.
In these next few weeks, you would be hard pressed to find a single article of clothing that would be more dope than one of these 1992 vs 2012 “Dream Team Collection” shirts/tanks/crews from 0 To Lose. This lineup is sick. AND, I’ve got a discount code for you to save 15%.
F*ckin’ A, sneakhype bro. It’s movie night with the lady friend, and she’s not too happy with the last four selections you made at redbox: the Batman with Jack as the Joker; the Batman with the ever foxy Michelle Pfeiffer1 as cat woman; and the two Christian Bail Batmans. Evidently the import of preparing for The Dark Knight Rises escapes her. Has there ever been an actress who 1) employed the back to back consonant combo of pf in their name and 2) appeared in two movies in a three year span that fulfilled about 97% of adolescent male sexual fantasies: a blonde in a skin-tight leather cat-suit and a domineering, sexy first year teacher in the hood of LA? Let’s think: in the latter department, Halle Berry gave a valiant effort with a riveting performance (both sexually and theatrically) as an impoverished, single, about-to-bone Billy Bob Thorton MILF in Monster’s Ball. Alas, she fell short with a piss poor Catwoman movie. And we can’t think of any actress or actor fulfilling the former ‘pf’ criteria. If you, reader, can help up with this quandary, please add your ideas to the comments section. [↩]